Sunday, April 15, 2007

Mind-boggling Anagrams

Some people just have too much brain juices. Check out these anagrams from this joke site:

Mother-in-Law = Woman Hitler

Semolina = Is No Meal

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Dame Agatha Christie = I am a right death case

Strike Command – NATO’s Chartered Site = See it’s more damned stick than carrot

Desperation = A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

Dyslexia = Daily Sex

President Boris Yeltsin = Endless Insobriety Trip

The meaning of life = The fine game of nil

Presbytarian: = Best in prayer

Dormitory = Dirty Room

The Earthquakes = That queer shake

Slot Machines = Cash lost in ‘em

Animosity = Is No Amity

Snooze Alarms = Alas, No More Z’s

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class

The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

Contradiction = Accord not in it

That’s One Small Step for a Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind =
Thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon. On to Mars!

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune =
In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

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