Why Kimi and Felipe would make good teammates in Ferrari

Because anagrams of their names produce rather disturbing results:)) as seen below:

Felipe Massa = A Female Piss

Kimi Raikkonen = A Kinkier I Monk

Wish I could say this anagram thing was my original idea (which would be quite disturbing) but it isnt (Thank God). Got the idea from itv-f1's Gravel Trap (F1 Jokes) article on Adrian Sutil (which can be translated to Staid Urinal:))

Fernando Alonso? Find out yourself:P It's quite bad as well. Hint: Look for the synonym for "touch":))